Been awhile... Yeah...
I thought the internet was down!
My dog ripped the router out of the wall!
I tripped and took out all the wiring in the entire house including the ones responsible for the internet!
Ummmmm.... I'm out.
Really though, it's been a while (awhile? Not sure which is right. If you know, please correct me. I'm apparently too lazy to use Google.) I've been doing some extra stuff at work and I'm going back to school next semester and I've been less than talkative in real life lately which all translates to me being very untalkative on the internet. But I'm about to make up for that.